We are incredible flexible and we can customize the farting experience to the customers satisfaction and expectation. Our professional flatulators have many years of experience and can guarantee a well flatulated furniture.
# Lisa Jackson, Glasgow
I'll never forget when my husband came home with a new sofa, he was so proud and said he had done a good deal. The couch was nice and so, but the feeling of panic that rinsed over me when he removed the protective plastic and I felt the horrible fresh unfarted smell, I knew I needed professional help, so I contacted Simandy and they booked us in at a meeting immediately. After just a day, the couch was professionally flatulated and returned, now I can put myself down and feel the ingrained farts pop up from the sofa.
After moving from Fartwell to Back Passage in September, I was in urgent need of flatulation of my new furniture. A short phone call later, staff was in place and could begin the farting. After just two hours, the new IKEA smell was blown away from both the kitchen table, the spice rack and the sofa, and instead replaced with a homely aroma with hints of eggs and caviar. Just as ordered. In the future, I will only use Simandy's services, and I strongly recommend trying out their comprehensive bedroomfarting that comes on purchase when ordering flatulations for more than three furnitures. Thank you Simandy.
# John McCullough, Back Passage, London